Wednesday, June 14, 2006


Y, that’s brilliant!

Ten years ago, my dream guitar had strings that weren’t parallel.

Today, it has strings that aren’t straight.

Monday, June 12, 2006


Problem-solving through denial

I went to a club. It was outdoors so that smoking would be legal, but narrow and walled on three sides so that it would be warm. My pants smelled strongly of smoke this morning. I wore them anyway, and now they smell okay.

There should be more problems like that. Or rather, there should be fewer that aren't.

Sunday, June 11, 2006


Weak Sheets: Copyleft

I will never invest in this idea myself, and I would like to see it happen, so I am offering it to any entrepreneur that might be scavenging the blogosphere. Prisons and asylums should use linens and clothing made of some material too flimsy to be turned into a noose. Preferably one that’s still warm and comfortable.

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