Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Y, that’s brilliant!
Ten years ago, my dream guitar had strings that weren’t parallel.
Today, it has strings that aren’t straight.
Monday, June 12, 2006
Problem-solving through denial
I went to a club. It was outdoors so that smoking would be legal, but narrow and walled on three sides so that it would be warm. My pants smelled strongly of smoke this morning. I wore them anyway, and now they smell okay.
There should be more problems like that. Or rather, there should be fewer that aren't.
Sunday, June 11, 2006
Weak Sheets: Copyleft
I will never invest in this idea myself, and I would like to see it happen, so I am offering it to any entrepreneur that might be scavenging the blogosphere. Prisons and asylums should use linens and clothing made of some material too flimsy to be turned into a noose. Preferably one that’s still warm and comfortable.