dots in the shark

Ten years ago, my dream guitar had strings that weren’t parallel.

Today, it has strings that aren’t straight.

# posted by Jeff Brown @ 1:03 PM 0 comments

I went to a club. It was outdoors so that smoking would be legal, but narrow and walled on three sides so that it would be warm. My pants smelled strongly of smoke this morning. I wore them anyway, and now they smell okay.

There should be more problems like that. Or rather, there should be fewer that aren't.

# posted by Jeff Brown @ 9:51 PM 0 comments

I will never invest in this idea myself, and I would like to see it happen, so I am offering it to any entrepreneur that might be scavenging the blogosphere. Prisons and asylums should use linens and clothing made of some material too flimsy to be turned into a noose. Preferably one that’s still warm and comfortable.

# posted by Jeff Brown @ 9:49 PM 0 comments